Witty Quotes

Funny Husband and Wife SMS/ Joke: Husband’s text to his wife at night, “Hi dear I will get late, please try and wash..

Husband messaged his wife,” Honey, as I will be late tonight, do wash my clothes and also clean up the room, before I return.”Few minutes later, he sent another message,” and also as I have been promoted, at the end of this month I will take you for a trip to Switzerland.” Immediately wife messaged back,” I am so happy, that you said that.”Husband sais, “No darling, i was just making sure that you did read my last messages.”