Courageous is not he, who goes to the moon,
Courageous is not he, who climbs the mount Everest, Courageous is not he, who jumps from a helicopter.
Courageous is not he, who goes to the bottom of the sea.
Courageous is the one,
Who marries, continues on and on and still laughs.
A husband got a text :sorry Mr.Sharma for I have been using your wife for few months now. I used when you were out, I used when you slept, I used day in and day out but now I have realized my mistake , hope you will forgive me. Husband got really angry and before he could blast, he got another sms: Sorry once again Mr.Sharma, I mistyped wife instead of WIFI
My wife never minds what I say, till I say nothing.
Great people said we must love all. Yes I deeply love you, but please come with your sister as I love her too.
A man sent an SMS to his wife enquiring as to what she was doing. The wife replied “dying”. Husband started dancing,overjoyed. He settle down and messaged again no you can’t leave me alone. Wife: You fool I am just dyeing my hairs black. Husband grunted: Hell, this English Language
Woman always love man as they are, till they get married.
All woman have an inner urge to find faults and to complain. When they are not able to satisfy this urge anywhere, they marry.
Search a husband who earns at least double than you spend, and if you can find such a husband, then you must learn from your friends how to spend.
Few demons asked me in my dream to recommend them a very nice, sweet and a loving person with whom they can have some fun. I recommended your name but they slapped me and instructed me not to fool them by suggesting them their idol’s name.
All girls are very pretty, but my wife is the sweetest. Don’t wonder if you always see me with some other girls, its just that I am diabetic
I am getting romantic today,
can I meet you late to night,
I will only touch you, kiss you and give you a bite,
answer in positive soon, else I will fight,
A small honey Bee.
A husband shouting at his wife: I was mad that I decided to marry you.
Wife Calmly: Yes I am sure, but you know I was blind then as I was in love and I couldn’t see.